she was so not down for the gang bang
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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