Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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