lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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