perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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