Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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