So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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