i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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