I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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