Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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