I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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