well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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