This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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