It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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