google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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