im drinking this country out of the recession.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Duck Duck Cougar?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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