I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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