Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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