Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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