That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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