I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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