And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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