Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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