gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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