How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
tell me about the fingering
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