you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I need to stop coming to work sober
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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