You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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