So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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