He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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