This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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