Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him