i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
zippers are such a cool invention
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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