Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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