So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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