covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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