my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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