I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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