Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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