one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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