one might say we're banned from that church
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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