Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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