she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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