btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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