Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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