Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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