I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Randomize
