Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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