I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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