5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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