We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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