I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
