I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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